October 2011
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August 2011
1 post
July 2011
4 posts
too close to home - literally →
“We lost are first tooth! Hurray!!”
– Brought to you by people my age having children who have to chance when their parents form sentences like this.
it’s kind of ridiculous that the world is up in arms about Kim Kardashian’s Twitter post that shared how “speechless” she was about the Casey Anthony verdict. did you people actually SEE the tweet, and if so did you somehow miss all of the exclamation marks? clearly she’s excited and thinks there’s going to be a party just like when OJ was found not guilty.
June 2011
1 post
a hundred bucks for six things →
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
2 posts
change isn't always a good thing... →
Kim Kardashian does it all! err... yeah. →
apparently Auto-Tune still has a few glitches to work out.
February 2011
3 posts
keep it classy, Delta. →
a whole new meaning to the term "foodgasm" →
December 2010
7 posts
i just love a man with a mustache... →
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throwin’ it back old school. jam of the...
“SUNDAY FUNDAY. need i say more? no? ok, good.”
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November 2010
10 posts
“if we lose a sense of amazement, or fail to see the beauty in life, the world is...”
– my dear friend, DRM
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Watchin case you ever need a more subdued version.
dry nose is the worst
JL: dude my nose is so dry
CV: like, the outside skin part? or the inside boogers part?
JL: like right around my nostrils. i keep putting lotion on it.
CV: ugh, i hate it when that happens. dry nose is the worst.
the "right" to vote? →
“apparently it’s November. still not quite sure how that one...”
October 2010
21 posts
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a little sacchrine never hurt anyone... right?
i’ve been doing a lot of reflecting this week, and one theme that keeps re-popping into my head is the amount of time that people are “supposed to” be in your life. for example, when you’re in elementary school, your friends can change as often as the cafeteria menu based on who is playing what at recess, or who saw so-and-so eat a booger during Friday’s spelling...
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she be so cute
CV: so great seeing you last night! you're GLOWING and i love it.
KMJ: Awwwww thanks my Cor Cor!!!! You were glowing too!! In a non-pregnant way ;)
50cent is a douchebag and a half. →
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Watchlove this, kid. so proud of you, Craig! xo.
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you're so famous... →
my boy James from Haus of Price on nylonmag.com!
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a solid C
Ricky: looks like your team will be high points for the week, but only because our qb just decided that instead of scoring points he wanted to be different and just lose us points
Me: that's because i told him to. and aside from being super awesome at throwing a shit ton of interceptions, Jay Cutler is also very good at listening
Ricky: ha, nice. not any more though, his brain is broken from a concussion. maybe he will get amnesia too and forget that he sucks when he comes back
Me: i hope that's true, but only because i like you (75% of the time).
Ricky: that's a c avg, i'll take it!
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